One afternoon a lawyer was driving home when he saw a man eating grass by the side of the road.
“Why are you doing that?” the lawyer asked.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the man replied.
“Oh, then you must come home with me.”
“But Sir, I have a wife and five children.”
“They are all welcome.”
So the family got in the lawyer’s car and he sped off towards his mansion.
“You’re so kind to help so many people,” the wife gushed during the journey.
“It’s fine,” said the lawyer.
“I haven’t cut my grass in weeks.”
-Reader’s Digest
“Why are you doing that?” the lawyer asked.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the man replied.
“Oh, then you must come home with me.”
“But Sir, I have a wife and five children.”
“They are all welcome.”
So the family got in the lawyer’s car and he sped off towards his mansion.
“You’re so kind to help so many people,” the wife gushed during the journey.
“It’s fine,” said the lawyer.
“I haven’t cut my grass in weeks.”
-Reader’s Digest
The judge was in a merry mood on Christmas Eve as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s not an offence,” said the judge.
“How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened.”
-Reader’s Digest
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s not an offence,” said the judge.
“How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened.”
-Reader’s Digest
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