Customer : Waiter, is this a lamp chop or pork chop ?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can’t.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
A drunkard was brought to court.. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “order, order.” The drunkard immediately responded, “ Thank you, your Honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda."
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
1st Thief: Oh! The Police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window.
2nd Thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st Thief: Hurry! this no time for superstitions.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right Sir, he won’t drink much.
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can’t.
Waiter: Then does it really matter?
A drunkard was brought to court.. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “order, order.” The drunkard immediately responded, “ Thank you, your Honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda."
Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
1st Thief: Oh! The Police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window.
2nd Thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st Thief: Hurry! this no time for superstitions.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right Sir, he won’t drink much.
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