Which fish can’t swim?
Dead fish.
Which driver has no license to drive but still working?
Screw driver.
Computer is shameless, How? Because it has hardware and software, but no underwear!
A man goes to a medical shop with a doctor’s prescription. The shopkeeper gives him the medicines but says he does not have the last medicine mentioned in the prescription. The patient goes to another shop. The patient keeps running from one shop to another in vain. Desperately, he returns to the doctor, saying no medical shop has the medicine. The laughs on seeing the prescription and says the last ‘medicine’ is his signature.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote, “Due to rain, no match.”
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Good Collections. I remember some of the jokes, I read sometimes back.
Can some creative jokes from your side! Something you enjoyed with your family.
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