Mr. Bean (crying) – ‘The doctor called, Mom is dead.’
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
(After two minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder.
Friend: What now?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom is dead too.
Mr. Bean in drug store- ‘I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you try to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!
Mr. Bean’s son: Dad what is the spelling of successful? Is it one c or two?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure.
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