Two hydrogen atoms met.
One says, ‘I ‘ve lost my electron.’
The other says ‘Are you sure?’
The first replies, ‘Yes, I am positive.’
Question: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Answer: Write ‘Please turn over (PTO) on both sides of a paper.
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes Sir!
Boss: That’s good, because when you took leave for your grandmother’s funeral, she visited the office in search of you!!
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