Teacher: George
Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Student: Because,
George still had the axe in his hand!
Customer: ‘Waiter,
is this supposed to be coffee or tea?’
Waiter: ‘What does
it tastes like?’ Customer: ‘It tastes like gasoline.’
Waiter: ‘Well, Sir that would be coffee. Our tea tastes like turpentine.’
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