Ram’s grand mom: Go hide,
your teacher is coming.
Ram: You go
hide! I’ve taken leave today stating that my grandma is dead!
Three
men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was French,
one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant
just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man
arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus
Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation. "The Romans
killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man
arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied
"Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who
then left. Finally the French arrived for his interview; he was asked the same
question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some
time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me
tomorrow." When the French arrived home, his wife asked "How was the
interview?" The French replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm
already investigating a murder.
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