A
man enters Heaven and sees a huge wall full of clocks. He asks an angel, “What
are these for?”
“These
are Lie Clocks; every person has a Lie Clock. Whenever you lie on earth, the
clock moves” the angel says. The man points to a static clock and asks, “Whose
Clock is this?”
“It’s
Vivekananda’s. It never moved shows that he never told a lie” says the angel.
The
curious man asks, “Where do have the Indian politician’s clock?”
The
angel replies: “that is kept in our office. We use it as a table fan.”
Distraught
man goes to the doctor for some help for long life.
Man:
“Is there any medicine for long life?”
Doctor:
“Get married.”
Man:
“Will it help; me?”
Doctor:
“No, but it will avoid such thoughts.
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