JUST TO LAUGH

 

The waitress went up to her boss and said: “I am not going to serve that cheeky devil over there!”

“What is wrong?” asked the boss.

“Well, he asked me for French salad and when I asked him “what’s that?” the devil said, “It’s the same as any other salad; only you serve it without dressing.”

 

Police: “Drunken driving is an offence, I charge you for that. Tell me the name.”

Driver: “It is Scotch brand, Sir.”

Police: “How dare you! Anyway, do you have another bottle?”