Judge: I remember having seen you in this very
court for the last twenty five years.
The
Accused: It is because you’ve not been given any promotion during the last
twenty five years.
My friend’s father was very proud of his
family of six children. He frequently referred to his wife as “Mother of Six.”
At the end of a party he called out loud enough for everyone to hear, “Ready to
go, Mother of Six?” Eager to teach him a lesson, she replied, “Anytime you are,
father of four.”
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