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Having one child makes you a parent, but having two makes you a referee.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is always husband.
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You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
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Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and
wife too agrees with him.
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Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a
chance to speak.
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Man: We should all be good citizens and pay our taxes with a smile.
Woman: I’d love to, but they insist on cash.
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of students without passing through ‘the minds of
either.’
1 comment:
//Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through ‘the minds of either.’//
Correct.
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