JUST TO LAUGH...

 

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheel chair, just before his operation.  A nurse stopped him, and asked “What’s the matter?” He said, “I heard the nurse say, it’s a simple operation. Don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”                                 

 “She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”                                                                              

“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “Then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights.”  “Yes, your honour.” “And why was that?”   “Because my wife wanted a dress.”                              

  The judge checked his records, “But it says you broke in three nights in a row!”                                                   

  “Yes, Sir, she made me exchange it thrice.”