The lawyer was reading the late husband’s will. “Mrs.
Jones, your late husband left everything he had to the Home for Widows.” “But
what about me?” - Mrs. Jones asked
dejectedly. “You were all he had.”
A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven he sees
a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, “I don’t get
it, I devoted my whole life to my congregation.” The angel says, “We reward
results. Did your congregations always pay attention when you gave a sermon?”
The preacher says, “Once in a while someone fell asleep.” The angel says,
“Right. And when people rode in this guy’s taxi, they not only stayed awake,
but they usually prayed!”
An intelligent wife is the one who makes sure, she
spends so much that her husband can’t afford another one.”
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