JUST TO LAUGH...

 

 

A: Look at the young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It is a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I am sorry Sir, I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Father: I have 4 sons. 1^st Engineer, 2^nd MBA, 3^rd Ph.D, 4^th Thief
Neighbour: Why don’t you throw your 4^th son out of the house?
Father: He is the only one earning in the house, rest are jobless.

 In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?