Wife: How much
you love me?
Husband: I love
you so much I can’t measure…
Wife: No, just tell
me…
Husband: OK. I am
like a cell phone and you are my SIM card, I am nothing but you.
Wife: Wow! That
is so romantic.
Husband: (saying to himself): Thank God, she doesn’t know, this is
a Chinese phone with FOUR SIM cards…
The future of "I give" is "I take."
The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
A
census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
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