Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewellery store and you bought me a
diamond ring.
Husband:
I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.
Teacher: Daniel, if you had a dollar in your hand and
you asked your dad for another dollar, how many dollars would you have in your
hand?
Daniel:
A dollar.
Teacher:
Daniel apparently you don’t know math...
Daniel:
Apparently you don’t know my dad.
A little boy went up to his father and asked, ‘Dad, where
did my intelligence come from?
The
father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have got it from your mother because I
still have mine.
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