JUST TO LAUGH

Two men Tom and Frank, had loved cricket more than anything their entire lives. One day Tom says to Frank, ‘If you die before me, promise me you’ll come back and tell me if there is cricket in Heaven.’ Frank agrees and makes Tom promise the same thing. About a week later, Tom dies. One night, Frank wakes up to someone calling his name. Scared he asks, ‘Who’s there?’ Suddenly Tom appears and says ‘Hi Frank, I’m speaking from Heaven. I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news first: there’s cricket in heaven.’ Frank gets very excited and then asks, ‘What is the bad news?’ Tom looks at him grimly and says, ‘I looked at the line-up for tomorrow and you’re opening the batting.’