A man gets out of his car, walks all the way
out to the farmer and asks him: “Ah, excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The farmer replies: “I’m trying to win Nobel Prize.”
“How?” the man asks puzzled.
“Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to
people who are
outstanding in their field.”
“Hey mom! Why are you pushing the car off the
cliff?”
“Shut up son, you’ll wake your father.”
When does a woman enjoy a man’s company?
When she owns it.
Film Director to Actor: “You have to jump into
a swimming pool from 100 feet.”
Actor: “But I don’t know swimming Sir.”
Film Director: “Don’t worry, there is not
water.”
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