Monday, October 23, 2017



There are three kinds of bores:


1. The ordinary bores. Usually well-meaning but incapable of extending a conversation beyond ‘how is life?’

2. The crashing bores – so full of themselves that they forget the effects of a dreary monologue on listeners.

3. The thundering bores – resembling a stuck gramophone record, repeating the same tune to the point of exasperation.

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