Three blondes
were driving to Disneyland. When they were already close to the destination
they saw a sign “Disneyland Left”. They stopped started to cry and finally
turned around and drove back home.
A priest tells the prayers: We have
one good news and one bad ones. The good thing is that we have money for the
repair of the church. The bad one – the money are still in your pockets.
My father always
told that it is better to give than to get.
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Was he a monk?
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No, he’s a boxer.
A judge asks the
culprit: So did you commit the crime in the way which I have just explained?
The culprit : Actually no, but I really like your idea!
Flight Control Center asks the pilot:
-‘Who’s landing here?’
The pilot decides to make a joke.
-‘Guess who’ he asks.
Flight Control Center turns off the lighting of
the landing track and tells ‘Guess where’.
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