At a
traffic court, the judge asked the motorist: “Tell me why did you
park your car here?
The man said: “Well, there was a sign that said FINE
for parking.”
On Dinner Time Wife Asks Husband.
Wife: “Do You Want Dinner?” Husband: “Yeah, What Are My Choices?”
Wife: “Yes And No.“
A Sleeping Beggar Puts A Notice Board In Front Of Him,
“Please Do Not Make Noise By
Dropping Coins, Use Currency Notes Only”
A Boy: “Miss, We Found A
100 Rupees Note And Decided To Give It To Whoever Tells The Biggest Lie.” Teacher:
“You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourselves, When I Was Your Age I Didn’t Even Know
What A Lie Was.” The Boys Gave The 100 Rupees To The Teacher.
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