JUST TO LAUGH

 

• ·        The future of "I give" is "I take."
• ·        The parts of speech are lungs and air.
• ·        The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
• ·        A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
• ·        A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.
• ·        A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.
• ·        Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
• ·        The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
• ·        We do not raise silkworms in the United States, because we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk.