Monday, August 2, 2021

JUST TO LAUGH

 


The future of "I give" is "I take."

The parts of speech are lungs and air.

The inhabitants of Moscow is called Mosquitoes.

A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

The general direction of the Alps is straight up.

A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator.

Most of the houses in France is made of plaster of Paris.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

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