Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If anything can't go wrong, it will go
wrong.
If anything can't go wrong on its own,
someone will make it go wrong.
The Unspeakable Law
As soon as you mention something...
... if it's good, it goes away
... if it's bad, it happens.
Nonreciprocal Laws of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative
results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
Howe's Law
Every man has a scheme that will not work.
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