Two attorneys took a long safari vacation in the
African Bush. One day, needing a rest, they removed their packs and leaned
their rifles against a tree. They were startled when a large, hungry-looking
lion emerged from the jungle and began eyeing them with anticipation. It was
clear that the attorneys' rifles were too far away to do them any good.
Moving slowly, one attorney began to remove his shoes.
"Why are you doing that?" asked the other.
"Because I can run faster without them," replied the first.
"I don't care how fast you can run, you'll never outrun a lion!" the second said.
The now-barefoot attorney explained, "I don't have to outrun the lion. I just have to outrun you!"
1 comment:
A very nice useful effort especially for pensioners and that too damn punctual. Hats off !!!
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