JUST TO LAUGH

 Three boys are boasting about their grandfathers. “My grandpa is a great swimmer,” says the first. “He can swim for hours!”

“That’s nothing,” says the second, “My grandpa goes swimming at six in the morning every day and doesn’t get out till six at night.”

“Big deal!” smirks the third boy, “My grandpa started swimming in this pond 20 years ago, and he still hasn’t come out!”

 

 

A born-and-bred New Yorker is in the country when he sees a field of animals and says to the farmer, “What a strange-looking cow. Why doesn’t it have horns?” “Well there are several reasons,” the farmer replies. “Some cows get their horns late, while others have their horns cut off, and still others never even grow horns.” “And the cow?” the city man asks. “Well, the cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”