Sunday, January 1, 2023

JUST TO LAUGH

 


A client was on trial, accused of assault with a deadly weapon – a charge he vehemently denied. The state’s star witness, at the end of her lengthy testimony, made the very damning statement, “And that’s when he started shooting at me with a 0.45.”

For my client, that was his gotcha moment. Abruptly leaping from his chair, he pointed at his accuser and shouted, “That’s a like! It was a 0.38!”

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