I knew my young wife was not up to speed with military protocol when we drove to the base commissary. Still, I was dismayed when she parked in the general’s reserved parking space—something she mentioned she’d been doing for the past year. As a newly minted second lieutenant, I knew that was a big no-no. Even colonels couldn’t park there, so I asked why she would do such a thing. She said, “I thought that the sign meant for anyone in general.”
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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