A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the
wrong woman.
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A man was pulled over for
driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm
giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the
judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another
ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought
that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
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