Robert Mugabe, an unpopular
dictator from an African nation, visited Israel with his top government
officials. Unfortunately, he died during the visit. The Israelis offered to
bury him in Israel for free, explaining that it will save money that can be
used to help the poor people of his country. His entourage discussed the
proposition, and declined the offer saying that they'd rather bring back the
remains of Mugabe to their country. Puzzled, the Israelis asked why.
"We read in history that a famous man
was crucified and buried in this land, and after 3 days he returned to life. We
don't want to take that risk of burying our President here".
A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I
crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the
4:30 PM train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right
ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."
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