JUST TO LAUGH

 

A dive bar opens across the street from a church and the minister implores his congregants to pray for its destruction. A week later, the bar is struck by lightning and burns to the ground. The irate owner sues the church, claiming the prayers caused the destruction of his business. The church adamantly denies the charges.

 After hearing both sides, the stumped judge confesses, “This case confuses me, because the owner of the bar believes in the power of prayer, while the church doesn’t.”