JUST TO LAUGH

 

Once, three men were travelling in an aeroplane.

Unfortunately, one fell down.

Fortunately, there was a haystack below him.

Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork in the hay.

Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork in the haystack.

Unfortunately, he missed the haystack.

The census-taker knocked on Miss Matilda’s door. She answered all his questions until he asked her age. That she refused to tell.

‘But everybody tells their age to the census-taker,’ he said. ‘Do you mean,’ Miss Matilda said, ‘that Miss Grace and Miss Irene Hill down at the corner told their ages?’

‘Yes, indeed.’

‘Well,’ snapped Miss Matilda. ‘I’m the same age.’

On the report the census-taker wrote, ‘As old as the Hills