JUST TO LAUGH

 

Father (at the breakfast table): That was some thunderstorm we had last night, wasn’t it, Freddy?

Freddy: It certainly was.

Mother: Oh dear, why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep when there’s thunder and lightning.

 

Enthusiastic tourist: Whose skull is that one there?

Tired museum guide: That is the skull of Julius Caesar.

Enthusiastic tourist: Then whose skull is that small one beside it?

Tired guide: That, madam, is the skull of Julius Caesar when he was a small boy.