Simple Simon took a friend driving in the mountains. After a while the friend said, ‘Every time you go round one of those sharp curves, I get scared.’
‘Then why don’t you do what I do?’ Simple Simon
answered. ‘Close your eyes.
A cowboy on a dude
ranch in the West watched one of the guests trying to saddle a horse. ‘Pardon
me,’ he said politely, ‘but you’re putting that saddle on the backwards.’
The guest was annoyed. ‘What makes you so sure?’ he
snapped. ‘You don’t even know in which direction I’m going.’
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