JUST TO LAUGH...

 

 

The boss hangs a poster in office: “I’m the boss, don’t forget.”

When he returns from lunch, he sees someone has scribbled on the poster: “Your wife called up. She wants her poster back at home.”

 A crow sat on a tree doing nothing. When a rabbit thought to do the same and sat on the ground…

A tiger came and ate him…
Moral: To sit and do nothing, you need to be on top.

 A man calls up the hotel manager and says: “I need your help. My wife and I had a quarrel. Now, she wants to jump out of the window.”

The manager replies: “Sorry, Sir, It’s your personal matter. We cannot intervene.”
The man screams: “Of course not, you idiot! The window is not opening. That’s surely a maintenance matter!”