An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx
A man stands at the Cashier’s window in a bank, bumbling around in a bag. The cashier loses patience. “Sir, you’re keeping everyone waiting. Make up your mind, do you want to deposit money, or take some out?”
“I want to take some out, but I can’t find my gun in all the stuff I’ve got in this bag!” – German Petrov
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. - Groucho Marx
A man stands at the Cashier’s window in a bank, bumbling around in a bag. The cashier loses patience. “Sir, you’re keeping everyone waiting. Make up your mind, do you want to deposit money, or take some out?”
“I want to take some out, but I can’t find my gun in all the stuff I’ve got in this bag!” – German Petrov
