"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP don’t have an Expiry date....
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: For you and your parents.
Every walk of life will contain ups and downs, flowers & thorns... So my sincere advice to you is to "Wear chappals wherever you go..".
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