During basic training, my platoon was given a choice of going either to the gym or shopping.
“Uh – Uh,” said our sergeant. “You’re all going to the gym.”
“But Sarge,” whined one recruit, “we took a vote.”
“Boys, let me explain,” he said.
“We’re here to defend democracy not practice it.”
- Reader’s Digest
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – H. Youngman
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. - John Witmot
To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more. – James Agate
Peace in international affairs is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. – John Barrymore
“Uh – Uh,” said our sergeant. “You’re all going to the gym.”
“But Sarge,” whined one recruit, “we took a vote.”
“Boys, let me explain,” he said.
“We’re here to defend democracy not practice it.”
- Reader’s Digest
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. – H. Youngman
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. - John Witmot
To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more. – James Agate
Peace in international affairs is a period of cheating between two periods of fighting. – John Barrymore
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