Saturday, June 28, 2008

JUST TO LAUGH...


After weeks of medical treatment, my doctor became concerned about some redness around my waist, so he sent me to a specialist. When that doctor entered the examination room, he studied my chart, then looked at me sitting in the chair.
“Should I take my clothes off?” I asked.
“No need to,“ he said.
“I already see the problem. Your pants are too tight.”

I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon. But I want to stay alive.

During a company held workshop on emergencies, our instructor asked, “What would you do if you received a letter bomb?” One guy said: “Write Return to Sender.”
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY Bill

1 comment:

M Taher said...

Good collection and we need more such life giving stuff. I came here looking for the 'return to sender'.
Btw, in your right column you have a news bar, change its key words to reflect your content (jokes, laugh, comedy, life, fun, etc.), if you like.
Best wishes.