At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classified: “Husband Wanted.” Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.
A worried woman rushed to see her doctor. “Doctor,” she said, “take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”
The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly said, “Well, I can tell you that there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
A lady inserted an ad in the classified: “Husband Wanted.” Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.
A worried woman rushed to see her doctor. “Doctor,” she said, “take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”
The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly said, “Well, I can tell you that there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
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