Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab.
Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in Punjab.
Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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