Mr. Raju was working as an editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so Raju's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat?
Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Guide: Tipu Sultan’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Guide: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child.
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat?
Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see anyone before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Guide: Tipu Sultan’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Guide: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child.
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