THE FATHER of a boy who is choking after accidentally swallowing a 50-paisa coin screams for help. A woman sipping her coffee outside a nearby coffee bar looks up, puts down her newspaper and cup, and strolls over to the boy. She squeezes him with amazing strength until the coin pops out. Deftly catching it, she hands it to the father and returns to her table. The relieved father follows her, gushing words of thanks. “That was fantastic!” he says, “Are you a doctor?” “No,” replies the woman, “I work for the income tax department.
“IT’S YOUR golden wedding anniversary soon. What are you going to give your wife?”
“As I remember, I took her to Kashmir for our silver wedding anniversary. May be I should go and fetch her back?”
“IT’S YOUR golden wedding anniversary soon. What are you going to give your wife?”
“As I remember, I took her to Kashmir for our silver wedding anniversary. May be I should go and fetch her back?”
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