Sita watched her husband Ramu searching high and low all over the living room. She asked him, “What are you searching for so frantically?”
“Hidden Camera,” answered Ramu.
“And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?”
she asked in surprise.
“How else is that guy on television saying every few minutes, “you are watching Star World? How can he know what I am watching?”
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?
A man asked Gopal why Manmohan Singh walked in the evening and not in the morning. Gopal replied, “Manmohan is PM and not AM.
A photographer focusing on a dead body’s face at a funeral is suddenly beaten up by the relatives of the dead man. Why? He had said , “ Smile Please.”
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