A tourist stopped a local in a village he was visiting and asked; “what is the quickest way to the lake? The local thought for a while. “Are you walking or driving?” he asked the tourist. “I’m driving.” “That is the quickest way!” the local said.
Rosy reported for her university final examination which consisted of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and stared at the question paper for five minutes. In a fit of inspiration, she took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she was all done, whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. Her reply was, "I finished the exam in half and hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
A blonde female police officer pulled over a blond woman for speeding. The blonde cop approached the car and asked the blonde for her driver’s license. The blonde driver asked, “What does a driver’s license look like?” as she search through her purse. The blonde cop said, “It’s a little thing with your picture on it.” The driver pulled out her powder compact, opened it, looked in the mirror and handed it to the officer. The blonde cop look in the mirror, handed it back and said, “ If you’d told me you were a police officer, we could have avoided all these.”
Committee is a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Why do only 10% of men make to heaven? Because if they all go, it would be hell.
1 comment:
Its true that many students cultivated the habit of tossing and completing the examination well in advance and becoming burden later to the society
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