Tuesday, February 1, 2011

FUNNY LINES...





 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.

 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
 

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