Saturday, July 30, 2011


Two hydrogen atoms met.

One says, ‘I ‘ve lost my electron.’

The other says ‘Are you sure?’

The first replies, ‘Yes, I am positive.’

Question: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Answer: Write ‘Please turn over (PTO) on both sides of a paper.

Boss: Do you believe in life after death?

Employee: Yes Sir!

Boss: That’s good, because when you took leave for your grandmother’s funeral, she visited the office in search of you!!

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