Saturday, December 24, 2011

JUST TO LAUGH


My grandfather is eighty and still doesn’t need glasses.
He drinks straight out of the bottle.

Advertisement in Shop: ‘Guitar, for sale…Cheap…no strings attached.’

Fascinated by the military, my son went on line to research everything there was to know about the armed forces, from training to equipment. Looking up bullet-proof vests, he found one with an interesting warranty.

 It said:”Guaranteed or your money back.”

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