Wife: See that
man drinking over there?
Husband:
Yes, who is he?
Wife:
He proposed to me twenty years ago and I rejected him.
Husband:
My God, he is still celebrating!
John: I’d say
that intelligence is like underwear.
Mathew:
Why’s that?
John:
That’s because even if you have it, you should never show it off.
Patient: “Doctor,
what I need is something to stir me up – you know something to put any medicine
like that in this prescription.”
Doctor:
“No! But you’ll definitely find it in the bill.”
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