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A miser saves a lot of money, and tells his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I want to take with me.” His wife promises with all her heart.
One
day the man dies. Just before the undertaker gets ready to close the casket,
the wife said “Wait, just a minute!” She takes a shoe box and places it in the
casket. The undertaker locks the casket and rolls it away.
Her
close friend nudges her, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all the money
in the casket.”
The
woman says: “I promised him I’d put his money in the casket with him.”
“And
you actually put everything in?” asks the disbelieving friend.
“I
sure did. I got it all together put it into my bank account and I wrote him a
cheque,” says the new widow.
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